About The Spirit Of Aladeen
WHEN SIZES DOES ALADEEN
When Size Does Aladeen
Tiny enough for your pocket.
Big enough for your table.
Massive enough to make Sacha Baron Cohen jealous.
No matter the size, it’s 100% Aladeen. .
THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN - CAR EDITION
THE DICTATOR’S HOOD ORNAMENT THEY TRIED TO BAN – THAT’S HOW IT ALL STARTED
Now we can finally reveal it.
Here it is, the original figure of The Spirit of Aladeen, exactly as it was created for the Golden Dictator Convoy. Complete with the Supreme Beard, Supreme Haircut, Epic Hearts, and that unforgettable Aladeen Support from the Backside.
It’s revealed. It’s glorious. It’s 100% Aladeen. Enjoy.
THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN – SHAVED EDITION
Even this “shaved” version - no beard, no wings, no Aladeen - was too much for The Democracy. It got deleted from the movie, right alongside Busty Heart’s legendary Hearts.
But don’t worry: while The Democracy tried to bury it, we still have the images of this censored Spirit of Aladeen… same as we still have the Busty Heart Hearts.
And here’s the kicker: this exact “shaved” figure ended up with the legendary rapper 50 Cent. For years we had to keep silent about it because of an NDA. Now… the truth is finally Aladeen.
THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN - DESK EDITION
DESK EDITION: BECAUSE EVERY DESK DESERVES A MINI TYRANT
Who says dictators need to be tall to rule? At 12 inches (1 foot / 30.48 cm), the Table Edition packs all the Aladeen swagger into a size that fits your desk, shelf, or coffee table.
Tiny enough to sneak past security, bold enough to dominate any dinner party, and mischievous enough to make guests question your taste in decor—this is miniature tyranny at its fines
THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN – MAKING YOUR TABLE GREAT AGAIN
Why have boring flowers, useless candles, or cheap IKEA decorations when you can have 12 inches of pure Aladeen greatness standing proud on your table?
This is not just a figure. This is a statement of power, class, and questionable taste. The Spirit of Aladeen Table Edition brings the Supreme Dictator straight into your living room, office, or even your bathroom—because every surface deserves Aladeen.
At 12 inches (30.48 cm) tall, it’s the perfect-sized dictator: small enough to fit anywhere, but bold enough to remind everyone who’s in charge.
Secure your table. Impress your guests. Rule your room.
All with one glorious mini-Aladeen
THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN - THE DICTATOR EDITION
PROTECT. IMPRESS. ALADEEN-FY YOUR HOME – DICTATOR EDITION
Turn your home into a palace of power, style, and supreme Aladeen swagger. This isn’t just décor - it’s a miniature dictator in all his glory.
Size Matters… Aladeen-Style:
1930 mm (76 inches) - Sacha Baron Cohen height + Supreme Heels
Bold enough to dominate a room, tall enough to intimidate guests, and ridiculously hilarious. Perfect on a throne, shelf, or Golden Car replica - security, luxury, and mischief in one legendary figure.
BECAUSE REGULAR STATUES ARE FOR DEMOCRACY
Why settle for boring busts when you can have 76 inches (1930 mm) of Supreme Aladeen glory? Born to ride in golden cars, flanked by Virgin Guards, and taller than Sacha Baron Cohen in heels, this Dictator Edition rules your hallway - and your living room.
Secure your home. Intimidate guests. Impress virgins.
Because regular statues are for democracy.
The Spirit of Aladeen Legacy – From Golden Convoy to 50 Cent
HE DID THAT DIFFERENT. AND THAT'S OK
50 Cent just couldn’t keep his pride inside. On Instagram, he showed off his new Rolls Royce hood ornament, captioning it: ‘This is my new Rolls Royce emblem. I do that different. OK.’ Clearly, he’s doing it his way, and everyone can see
NAKED TRUTH BEHIND 50 CENT’S ROLLS ROYCE HOOD ORNAMENT
When producers saw The Spirit of Aladeen which had to decorate Aladeen Golden car, and that was Movie Oscar with The Supreme Aladeen Beard and same haircut, "supporting" from back famous The Spirit Of Ecstasy they asked Leo to adjust it.
To shave beard, cut wings, take off dress. literally - to make figure unf*ckable for BMW lawyers. But even this figure was cutted from movie together with Busty Heart Herats. And exact this figure got 50 cent to decorate his RR.
FROM BEHIND TO FRONT: THE MUSE LEADS THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN
SPIRITS RISE WITH THE RIGHT MUSE!
Every spirit has its muse… and sometimes the muse doesn’t just lift your mood or inspire your soul. Let’s be honest - it rises in ways that make you sit up and pay attention. Some muses really know how to make a statement. Meet the DARTZ & The Spirit Of Aladeen muse -photographer, actress, and now DARTZ Press Attaché: Xenia An
THE MUSE IN FRONT OF THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN
Every Spirit Of Aladeen statue you get comes with more than just the Sacha Baron Cohen facsimile: ‘I LIKE .EX.’ It also features the personal autograph of Xenia An - the muse who stood in front of The Spirit Of Aladeen, photographer, model, actress, and DARTZ Press Attaché—bringing unmatched inspiration and charisma to every piece
YOUR GUIDE TO SPEAKING ALADEEN-FLUENT
MASS CONFUSION GUARANTEED: 300+ WORDS GO ALADEEN
Often described as ignorant, he changed over 300 Wadiyan words to Aladeen, including the words positive and negative, causing mass confusion.
START YOUR DICTATOR COLLECTION WITH ALADEEN
Some collectors begin with a safe, innocent figurine and slowly “level up.” But when it comes to dictators, there’s only one right way: start with The Spirit Of Aladeen. Why? Because it’s .SFW, outrageously hilarious, and just the right amount of scandalous to test your courage.
Think of it as a “training exercise” in dictatorship appreciation: one glance and your desk will never be safe again. After you survive Aladeen’s mischievous grin, you’ll be ready to increase your collection - step by step, figure by figure - until your shelves are brimming with rulers, dictators, and chaos incarnate.
Trust us: starting small is boring. Start with Aladeen. Your office, living room, and sense of humor will thank you.
SUPPORT DEMOCRACY… BY STARTING YOUR DICTATOR COLLECTION WITH
FOR MINIATURE GLORY: 90 MM (3.5 INCH) CAR EDITION
Tiny Dictator, Big Personality
This 90 mm (3.5 inch) Car Edition may be small, but it’s packed with Supreme Aladeen swagger—perfect for your Rolls Royce, Dacia, dashboard, shelf, office, or even a golden toilet. Who said greatness needs to be big?
Click [BUY NOW WITH WISE] to claim your miniature tyrant today,
And before our online payment system will start work get Aladeen Privilege Price.
TABLE TOP TAKEOVER: ONE FOOT OF ALADEEN
Table Edition: One Foot of Supreme Aladeen
Standing 30 cm (1 foot) tall, the Table Edition brings full dictator energy to your desk, table, or any place that could use a touch of chaos. Big personality, perfectly sized - ready to rule your space.
Click [BUY NOW WITH WISE] to request yours today!
And before our online payment system will start work get Yours Aladeen Privilege Price.
TOO SMALL? THINK BIG. THINK ALADEEN
ALADEEN DOES MATTER—IN EVERY WAY
Dictator Edition - Full-Size, Full Chaos
Standing 1930 mm (76 inches) tall, the Dictator Edition is Aladeen in monumental form - too big for any desk or table, and way too powerful to ignore. Tower over your hallway, living room, or golden toilet with a tyrant who brings maximum swagger, chaos, and ridiculous personality.
Bold, hilarious, and .SFW-approved - this is the ultimate centerpiece for true Aladeen fans.
Click [BUY NOW WITH WISE] to claim your full-sized tyrant today.
And before our online payment system will start work get Yours Aladeen Privilege Price.
YOUR ALADEEN DOESN’T FIT? CHOOSE 50 CENT EDITION
Break Minds, Brains… and Aladeen!
Your Aladeen too tiny? Need a bigger legacy? Grab the 50 Cent Edition – too outrageous for desks, dashboards, or golden toilets. Fits Curtis James Jackson III’s Rolls-Royce… so it’ll crush yours too.
Click [BUY NOW WITH WISE] if you dare.
And before our online payment system will start work get Aladeen Privilege Price.
TERMS, CONDITIONS & POLICIES
TERMS & CONDITIONS - THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN
TERMS & CONDITIONS - THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN
TERMS & CONDITIONS - THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN
1. Introduction
Welcome to The Spirit Of Aladeen spiritofaladeen.com. By accessing or purchasing from our website, you agree to comply with and be bound by the following Terms & Conditions. If you do not agree, please do not use our site.
2. Product Information
Our products are unique, parody collectibles created by PROVOCATIVE
Ⓓ 'ARTZ DEP
1. Introduction
Welcome to The Spirit Of Aladeen spiritofaladeen.com. By accessing or purchasing from our website, you agree to comply with and be bound by the following Terms & Conditions. If you do not agree, please do not use our site.
2. Product Information
Our products are unique, parody collectibles created by PROVOCATIVE
Ⓓ 'ARTZ DEPARTMENT . They are not officially endorsed by any celebrity or movie, except DARTZ Force Boosters - actors from The Dictator movie. Each item is individually handcrafted or 3D printed, with production time ranging from 2 to 8 weeks depending on finish and current demand.
3. Limited Editions
All editions and finishes are limited and individual. Some products may be painted in a color you choose or d’Arted by our artist A. C'machoff. Special Car and Desk Editions can be crafted from precious metals such as gold or silver; pricing for these is settled individually.
4. Authenticity and Signatures
Each collectible comes with a facsimile signature of Sacha Baron Cohen and personal signatures from The Dictator Virgin Xenia An and The Dictator Driver-Bodyguard Igor "Sniper" Ristolainen, Chief of Black Guards of Wadiya.
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To the fullest extent permitted by law, DARTZ Press & Propaganda Department shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from the use or inability to use our products.
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These Terms & Conditions are governed by the laws of Republic Of Estonia. Any disputes will be resolved in the competent courts of Republic Of Estonia.
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PRIVACY POLICY - THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN
TERMS & CONDITIONS - THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN
TERMS & CONDITIONS - THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN
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COOKIE POLICY - THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN
TERMS & CONDITIONS - THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN
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