FORCE, CAR & FACES IN FRONT & BEHIND THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN
FORCE: DARTZ - THE COMPANY THAT KEEPS PROVOKING
DARTZ shocked the world nearly two decades ago with the Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Its interior? Whale foreskin leather. Yes, skin from a whale penis. You read it right.
The scandal was global. Celebrities raged, environmentalists panicked, and the headlines screamed.
Pamela Anderson even promised revenge - but DARTZ didn’t back down.
DARTZ responded with the “Save The Whales” cart, turning controversy into audacious performance art.
But ... DARTZ wasn't the first to use whale foreskin leather. That honor goes to Aristotle Onassis, the Greek shipping magnate. His yacht, the Christina O, featured bar stools upholstered with whale foreskin leather - a detail Onassis took great pleasure in sharing with his guests. He would often tell women, “Madame, you are now sitting on the largest penis in the world.” This extravagant choice was part of his larger-than-life persona and his penchant for the outrageous.
Fast forward to today, and DARTZ continues to challenge conventions.
From whale penis interiors to audacious and dirty play with Rolls-Royce, DARTZ doesn’t follow trends. DARTZ settle them.
SORRY PAM - LET'S SAVE THE WHALES
We can neither confirm nor deny that the old garbage car, sporting a giant penis on the hood with tattoo reading “ThanX, Pamela,” helped Baywatch & Playboy star, Borat, and Leo dream - but Pam calmed down. Most probably she found more serious deals than WhaleDickWatching.
What we do know is that the drama was eventually resolved: Leo and Pam met in Monaco in 2012 near the Aladeen car.
FORGIVEN & SAVED: DARTZ, LEO, AND THE WHALES’ DICK
After the meeting in Monaco and a careful inspection of the DARTZ Prombron ‘The Dictator Aladeen’ car, Pam didn’t find a single thing that reminded her of the infamous Big Whale Penis—and that could have sounded like the end of the Whale Penis Saga. But of course, it wasn’t. She asked her Baywatch partner to become a WhaleDickWatcher. David drove the DARTZ.
As you can see, no whale penis was found. Or…? What does that thumbs-up really mean?
Anyway, from that moment on, DARTZ officially earned the title of “Baywatch Approved Car.” A perfect addition to the legacy of The Supreme Leader of Wadiya, Admiral General Aladeen – The Supreme Golden Car Supplier. Isn’t it?
CAR: DARTZ PROMBRON – HOW DARTZ STARTED THE GOLDEN CAR ERA
If there were no The Dictator Aladeen Convoy, there would be no The Spirit of Aladeen car figure and later desk and home decoration items. It all started with the car. Once, Leo, DARTZ The Supreme Leader and later Minister of Transport of the Republic of Wadiya, got an email - with a proposal he could neither refuse nor fully comprehend as being real.
No, he didn’t refuse the creation of The Dictator Convoy, which would literally F*CK Rolls-Royce in all possible and impossible ways. He didn’t. But it also took him some time to realize - DARTZ is in Hollywood.
That’s how the famous DARTZ Movie Vehicle Department was born, with a symbol identical to The Spirit of Aladeen. Maybe just shaved.
And who knows if the golden cars tradition will ever truly continue? We never know - but DARTZ certainly loves to provoke the possibility.
THE DICTATOR CAR: TEN LICENSED COPIES
Only 10 of these beasts exist. Three starred in the movie, and seven more were unleashed into the wild for mere mortals with very deep pockets.
Gold-plated, armored like a tank, and dripping with exotic leather, these SUVs literally scream: “We F*CK Rolls-Royce in style.”
The last licensed unit was sold with the Supreme support of Sharon Stone - yes, she.
With her words: “What a bunch of poor [Aladeen] Mazafakers!” she sealed the deal on the final iconic beast.
DARTZ PROMBRON THE DICTATOR ALADEEN MMXXII
After the last licensed Aladeen car sold at the Cannes Film Festival in 2021, 10 years after filming DARTZ unleashed a whole new series: DARTZ Prombron The Dictator Aladeen MMXXII. Built on the Mercedes GLS and crafted with DARTZ GBOL tech, these golden beasts are armored like tanks, dripping in Aladeen Gold, and packed with exotic leather, 555 rare woods, and secret compartments for everything Aladeen.
FACE: IN FRONT OF THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN, AS LADIES – FIRST
The Supreme Scientists of Wadiya are still in deep, heated discussions about the face in front of The Spirit of Aladeen. Some insist it’s Megan Fox, as she is "less hairy then Kim Kardashian", some thinks it's Kim Kardashian, as she is more hairy then Megan Fox. We cannot, will not, and absolutely refuse to deny or approve any of these highly classified, eyebrow-raising theories.
But fear not, true aficionados. As soon as you get your statue with The Supreme Poster, you’ll have all the tools you need to solve the mystery yourself. Squint, tilt your head, consult a magnifying glass, or just trust your gut—because in the world of DARTZ, every glance is a chance to create your own legendary vision. And remember: the debate is ongoing, the hairs are real (maybe), and the scandal is guaranteed.
FACE: BEHIND THE SPIRIT OF ALADEEN - AS WE ARE TRADITIONAL
If the Supreme Scientists are still locked in their fierce, high-stakes battles over who gets the honor of standing in front of The Spirit of Aladeen - a debate that reportedly involves complex hand gestures, quantum chalkboards, and the occasional interpretive dance - most of them have at least managed to agree on who lurks behind it. And that, naturally, is none other than The Supreme Leader of DARTZ, Minister of Transport of the Republic of Wadiya, Leo himself. Yes, the man, the myth, the legend who could probably parallel park a tank blindfolded while composing a symphony on his phone.
As always, we can neither confirm nor deny this earth-shattering revelation… though we can absolutely pretend we did, with the gravitas of a cat wearing a monocle. After hours - days, even - of poring over media leaks so vast they make the Mariana Trench look like a puddle, even the most stubborn Wadiyan scientists have reluctantly agreed… to agree. Will Leo himself agree to agree? Your guess is as good as ours. But if history is any guide, it won’t happen without style, flair, and a golden shrug so majestic it might just generate its own gravitational field
FACE: ALWAYS NEAR THE DICTATOR ALADEEN - MAN BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL AND IN FRONT OF THE DICTATOR
What we can say for sure. This is not the man who posed for the Statue. That honor expired decades ago, along with his best modeling years (RIP, jawline of legend).
Meet Igor "Sniper" Ristolainen - The Supreme Leader of the Black Guards of Wadiya, The Dictator Aladeen’s personal driver, and official chair-warmer extraordinaire. That’s why he’s “behind the steering wheel and in front of The Dictator” - a position requiring nerves of steel, reflexes of a cat on espresso, and the ability to dodge flying handbags.
And yes, he will sign your gift too. Because DARTZ isn’t just a car manufacturer - it’s basically a celebrity circus disguised as an automotive empire. Want a car? Get a signature. Want a selfie? Maybe. Want both? Prepare to be dazzled by the sheer majesty of Igor’s eyebrow game.